I'm a strait-laced sort of person as a rule, but in New Orleans #ala11, I tend to get a little carried away.
Scolding is sometimes essential (with apologies to David Shannon).
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| Use your napkin, Eva! |
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| No, Eva! Leave some ARCs for other people! |
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| Put that Tinkletini down, Eva! |
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| No, Eva, not Nectar of the Gods as well! |
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| No, No, No, Eva! |
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| You said you needed "sensible shoes," Eva! |
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| No, your Super Diaper Baby 2 cape is NOT appropriate Newbery/Caldecott Awards Banquet attire! |
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| Get your hands off Madigan's gorgeous velvet wrap this INSTANT! |
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| No jumping on the bed, Eva - it's 2 o'clock in the morning!! |
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| Get up this instant, Eva! You're late for your 8 am session! |
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| Oh, Eva, you're still a Good Librarian. It's just a good thing you don't live in New Orleans! |
